Wedding Planner Survivor Gifts

Planning a wedding is usually stressful enough without adding a global pandemic into the mix.

Cake Escape

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"OK, now what?"

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

The wedding.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."