Wedding Planner Survivor Mugs

Planning a wedding is usually stressful enough without adding a global pandemic into the mix.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

Cake Escape

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"OK, now what?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

The wedding.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"