Wedding Planner Overachiever Mugs

Cake Escape

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Marriage least expected to last...

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

Marriage Ceremony

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

The wedding.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?