Wedding Planner Overachiever Pillows

Cake Escape

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Marriage least expected to last...

Wedding disaster #27.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Marriage Ceremony

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

The wedding.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

If I ever get married, will you be my best man? I'd be flattered. I'd be flattered too. Huh? HOJ. I look great in a tux. Fine. If I get married, you can be my best man.

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?