Wedding Nostalgia Buff Gifts

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

George Michael

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Balloon Kids

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Holiday cottage

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

1950's.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Boombox

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Inaction Figure

Mark Gastineau

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."