Wedding Nostalgist Gifts

"We both knew that this day would come, we are reduced to watching our wedding video."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"It's just not the same."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Times Change in Camden Town

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

Talking christmas tree

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

Halcyon Prospects.

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

"It's time off at Christmas I miss most."

"Oh, hello dear..remember the old days when he was satisfied with a mince pie and a glass of sherry?"

"Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?"

'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'