Wedding Nostalgia Buff Mugs

'Meet your Uncle Roger, we haven't laid eyes on hide or hair of him since he was best man at our wedding, have we mother?'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Balloon Kids

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Holiday cottage

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Inaction Figure

1950's.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Mark Gastineau

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Boombox

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"It's running five minutes fast."

Celebrity Phrenologist.