Wedding Fun Gifts

'What, They're comfortable.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Little league world series of poker.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

The Perfect Cannonball

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Snowman

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

I love bathtime.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'How about this for the masked ball?'