Lovers Of Wedding Shenanigans Gifts

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Just married.

When Female Leopards Marry.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

Dog to person whose legs are sticking out of doghouse: 'Which important date did you forget this time, Jeff?'

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"