Lovers Of Wedding Shenanigans T-Shirts

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

When Female Leopards Marry.

Just married.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Dog to person whose legs are sticking out of doghouse: 'Which important date did you forget this time, Jeff?'

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"