Wedding Fanatic Gifts

'Thank you for not consumating'

Royal Wedding History

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

'Unfortunately he's not very popular! Right now he's placing an ad in the paper for a best man!'

'Can I have the bloody bride and groom please?'

"This will all end in tiers."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'I always cry at weddings!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"