Wedding Chaos Lover Gifts

'I was cutting the wedding cake, and somehow, the knife ended up in the groom.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Face painting.

Multi-tasking.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Cinemuck

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

A mad scientist.