Wedding Chaos Lover Pillows

'I was cutting the wedding cake, and somehow, the knife ended up in the groom.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Face painting.

Multi-tasking.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Cinemuck

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Food fight!'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

Fetching some bread

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

A mad scientist.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.