Webinars T-Shirts

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

"Really? Why has nobody ever brought this up on our webinars before?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Office Meeting

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"Thanks for coming in."

How to engage an audience

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Time management office worker

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.