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"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Here we are."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

How to engage an audience

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Time management office worker

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Economic Conference.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."