Webinars Gifts

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Really? Why has nobody ever brought this up on our webinars before?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Here we are."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Office Meeting

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

How to engage an audience

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Time management office worker

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."