Web Reload Whiz Pillows

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Gerald Ratner's return

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Websiteless -- please help.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."

Dizzy Spider