Weather Whimsy Pillows

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

'There is no bad weather, just bad weather FORECASTS.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Captain steering house through flood.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Cowboy Acupuncture

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Ian McCaskill

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'I'm down 3 sizes."

Resolutions.

Backyard salmon farming becomes the newest hobby in Vancouver.

"Cosgrove is a summer guy, Hayward is a spring guy, and I'm a winter guy."

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Seasons Greetings

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"I see your past life."

'Help!'

Man Sledging on his car

'I'm afraid you have hailstones.'

'Don't tell me the swing's broken.'