Weather Map Enthusiasts Gifts

Death by Isobath

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Painting clouds

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

A sure sign of rain

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

You are here.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

New York Netherworld