Weather Map Enthusiasts Gifts

Death by Isobath

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Painting clouds

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

A sure sign of rain

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

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