Weather Influencer Pillows

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Captain steering house through flood.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

The Reason for Storms

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

Walken On Clouds

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Hurricane damage to trees