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'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

A sure sign of rain

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Captain steering house through flood.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

The Reason for Storms

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

Hurricane damage to trees

Walken On Clouds

Welcome to Scotland...

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"