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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"Influence this."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The power of the blog.

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

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