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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Influence this."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The power of the blog.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

Astronaut Selfie.

"I've decided to have a kid."