Weather Presenter Pillows

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

Moving south...

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

"Today's forecast calls for heavy fog all-day with brief periods of clarity mid-afternoon..."

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

"Weird weather, isn't it?!"

Weather today.

"As predicted, a dysfunctional cold front has formed a shame-based, codependent relationship with this enabling mass of warm air, producing wildly chaotic weather. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is in full-blown denial, ignoring the meteorologic eleph

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

The original sundial.

'Civil defense Captain Penny is going to talk about Tornado awareness.'

Walken On Clouds

Hmmm... those clouds look quite threatening...

Weather front and weather back.

Wrong spelling of WEATHER.

"...And if you want to avoid Tory Canvassers, it would be a good idea to avoid the south coast this weekend"

The BBC pulls a fast one

"All you need to know about weather forecasting"

'…some of those flags like they have at a car lot.'

The Reason for Storms

Leaky Weather Magazine.

'That weatherman talks at 120 words a minute.' - 'With gusts up to 180.'

British Summer Time

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'

A sure sign of rain

"And now for the weather."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather