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Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

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'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

T.S. Eliot calendar.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"