Organizational Chart Collector Gifts

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"That one shows our office cliques."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

Workers family tree.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

T.S. Eliot calendar.

First and last day as census taker...

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."