Weaponry Aesthetic Fan Gifts

Smile!

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Really big bang

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Kicks a little.'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

A Crossbow

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

"You need glasses, Roy."

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

Death of AK-47 maker.

'I feel so secure with you, Harold.'

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."