Weaponry Aesthetic Fan Pillows

Smile!

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

Really big bang

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Kicks a little.'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

A Crossbow

"You need glasses, Roy."

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

'I feel so secure with you, Harold.'

"Arise." "I can't."