Cartoon Weaponry Fan Pillows

"It may be crude but it's effective."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Runaway Horse

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Dog walking Human.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Piranhaclaus

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'