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"It may be crude but it's effective."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

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"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Piranhaclaus

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Support group for sheep.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Dog walking Human.