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'Kicks a little.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

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Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Suffering from Cooties?

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"