Wealthy Class Gifts

"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Curate talking to miners

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

Unnecessary Surgery

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"Doctor Bradford Harrington. Formerly of Westport and Palm Beach. And you?"

"It's my new cologne Eae de Dough."

"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

"You're making a mockery of what is supposed to be a no-show job."

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

'Take back the pool and bring me a lake.'

"Together we'll pull through these terrible times."

"Will this suffering ever end?"

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

"Omigod. The entire axis of boring is in there."