Wealthy Class Gifts

"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Curate talking to miners

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

Unnecessary Surgery

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

"It's my new cologne Eae de Dough."

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."

"You're making a mockery of what is supposed to be a no-show job."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'Take back the pool and bring me a lake.'

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

"It was awful – we got stuck sitting next to our kids the whole flight."

"I'm afraid you have the common cold lady for choir. We don't have anything more exclusive."

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'

"Omigod. The entire axis of boring is in there."

"Together we'll pull through these terrible times."