Wealth Organizer Pillows

'Not bad, but it's pretty messy. What we can do is help you save a nice tidy sum.'

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'