Wealth Organizer Pillows

'Not bad, but it's pretty messy. What we can do is help you save a nice tidy sum.'

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Money exchange

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Wealth Juggler.