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"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

'I don't have to beg anymore, I have a trustfund.'

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"Keep up the good work, Bromley."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'm rich, therefore I am.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'Miss Jones, cancel all my appointments. I want to spend some quality time with my money.'

Arm reduction was costly. Fortunately most of his patients had deep pockets.

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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'You feel it? Tax havens and Swiss bank accounts are back in!'

'You wouldn't know to look at me now, but I was around in the days of 'Obscene Compensation'.'

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"But there has to be something wrong with me, Doctor. Money makes me extremely happy."

'Is it just me or does anyone else smell money?'

'Did she marry you for your money?' - 'No, she divorced me for that.'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'I must admit that I've made a lot of other people's money in my time.'

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'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'