Wealth Awareness Warrior Pillows

"We need to print more money, Donald Trump, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet have it all."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Greed.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Counting dollars

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Money is life's report card."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."