Wealth Enjoyer Gifts

"I know we live in troubled time, but I don't seem to be troubled."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Money Bar.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

Counting dollars

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Snowing Money.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Financial Eyesight

Golden Eggs.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

Mark Zuckerberg