Wealth Debate Fan Gifts

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Who's the Rogue State?

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Bigot Spigot

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Self Checkout

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The George Bush Library Tour.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Abdullah Debate

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

George Will

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Bring on the Crazy

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

The delegitimization effort.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?