Wealth Debate Fan Gifts

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Bigot Spigot

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Self Checkout

Abdullah Debate

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

The partisan cafe

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'