Waterway Whiskers Companion Gifts

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Diving Cat.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

I hate these flying fish

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Suez canal blocking.

Man struggling to row,

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

'Me…me…catch me!'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

The Honeymooners.

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

Salmon Fishing.