Watermelon Jokers Gifts

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"We have a favor to ask."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You know you're middle aged...

Snow baby

"Of course what else would it be?"

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

Cut down your own tree.

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

"I thought they would be pleased that we stayed up to wish them a Happy Spring Forward Day."

'Was it windy last night...?'

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

"I always pick the sweetest ones."

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