Watermelon Warrior Gifts

Watermelon!

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Happy holidays for kids.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"We have a favor to ask."

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Ski Surfing

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver

Earth fish.