Watermelon Admirer Gifts

The Seedless Watermelon Family

Ball as water-melon.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Vincent Van Goat.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We have a favor to ask."

He was too wrapped up in himself.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Dog blows on dandelion.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Mermaid spawning time.

It's officially spring

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

A man offers a woman a piece of himself.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

A feast in a hospital bed.