Waterborne Math Whizzes Pillows

Add a splash of wit to their space with a pillow celebrating water-loving math whizzes. Soft, cozy, and hilariously clever, it’s perfect for relaxing after a day at sea or solving equations.

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An abacus swimming pool

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Lemniskate

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Think Tank

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"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better." mockup

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

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"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is." mockup

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

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3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count. mockup

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

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"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line." mockup

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

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'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.' mockup

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

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"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers." mockup

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

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'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.' mockup

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

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"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes." mockup

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

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"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume." mockup

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

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Scuba texting

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Hydrofoil wing boat.

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"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"I should have paid more attention in math class." mockup

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

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"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them." mockup

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

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Octopus tricks man into the sea.

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'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

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"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!" mockup

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

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'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.' mockup

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

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Thank you

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Calculator Jokes

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M- Mouse, L- LCD.

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When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that. mockup

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

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Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here. mockup

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

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"I tend to agree with you especially since '6.10-9 tc' is my lucky number."

"I tend to agree with you especially since '6.10-9 tc' is my lucky number." mockup

"I tend to agree with you especially since '6.10-9 tc' is my lucky number."

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'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?' mockup

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

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"Do you want the correct answer, or do you want the feel-good-politically-correct answer?"

"Do you want the correct answer, or do you want the feel-good-politically-correct answer?" mockup

"Do you want the correct answer, or do you want the feel-good-politically-correct answer?"

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'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.' mockup

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

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'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!' mockup

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

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'I've applied Chrysler's stat approach, Crossman's function units and the Albrecht method and I still can't balance the checkbook.'

'I've applied Chrysler's stat approach, Crossman's function units and the Albrecht method and I still can't balance the checkbook.' mockup

'I've applied Chrysler's stat approach, Crossman's function units and the Albrecht method and I still can't balance the checkbook.'

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"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?" mockup

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

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"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"

"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!" mockup

"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"

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Waterborne Math Whizzes Pillows Collection

Waterborne Math Whizzes Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate waterborne math whizzes — perfect for mornings, jests, and ocean-inspired math fun.

Waterborne Math Whizzes Prints

Decorate with vibrant prints that showcase the love for water and mathematics. Ideal for nautical-themed rooms or math classrooms.

Waterborne Math Whizzes T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts perfect for water-loving mathematicians who enjoy a hearty laugh and nautical style. Wear their passion loud and proud!