Water Type Explorer Gifts

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'How's the water skiing?'

Diving Cat.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Complaints Desk

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

When bored, we board

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Steroids.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

Playing in a stream.

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Dutch Courage

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'