Water Spirit Admirer Gifts

Rusalka

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dairy Devil

Snow is falling...

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

Mermaid spawning time.

"I'm addicted to water."

'Ben!'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'You're too aggressive.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'What a cool screen saver!'

I Love Winter!

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

Soothing Waterfall

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Old Man Winter

SS Superhero

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Penguin motivational speakers.

'Now what?'

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."