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Rusalka

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Dairy Devil

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Snow is falling...

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Ben!'

"I'm addicted to water."

Mermaid spawning time.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'What a cool screen saver!'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

I Love Winter!

'You're too aggressive.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

Soothing Waterfall

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

SS Superhero

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

Old Man Winter

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Penguin motivational speakers.

'Now what?'

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."