Water Oasis Admirer Gifts

'Just my luck, I don't have any swimming togs.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It makes me want to pee."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Lifesaver!

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.