Water Oasis Admirer Gifts

'Just my luck, I don't have any swimming togs.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Lifesaver!

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out