Water Snobs T-Shirts

'Tap water?! As if.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I make it myself!"

Leak in the fish tank.

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Wine tasting

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Common Dolphin

"House red, sir?"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

Prosecco Drinker

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."