Drink Snob T-Shirts

Cup chained to tap, "I'll say this for him he always offers his clients a drink."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I make it myself!"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Wine tasting

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

Tea Snob.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Roller Coasters

"House red, sir?"

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"