Water Polo Gifts

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

Jesus on the pro water polo circuit.

Shark in the water polo pool.

Collegiate dirt polo.

Poorest understanding of water polo ever. . .

Johnny Weissmuller caricature

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Surfing koala.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'