Water Park Enthusiast T-Shirts

Water Slide

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

Paying for water at spray park.

'This gives me a great idea for a water park.'

The Raging Enema.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

You must be this tall.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Lifesaver!

'...Please stop the...'

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Log Ride

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

A family playing in the sea

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Summer Outing Planning

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Children playing around a water pump

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."