Water Park Enthusiast Mugs

Water Slide

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

Paying for water at spray park.

'This gives me a great idea for a water park.'

The Raging Enema.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

You must be this tall.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Lifesaver!

'...Please stop the...'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Wine taster with mineral water

'...and this is the water garden...'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

A family playing in the sea

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Summer Outing Planning

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."